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Heylin Showdown Chapter 9--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 9

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Two days ago, had someone told Chase Young he would be going grocery shopping with Jack Spicer of all people, he would have scoffed at them and had his jungle cats chase them out of his citadel.

As it was, here he was, in the middle of the day in the location Chase had chosen to go shopping, with Jack, walking around the very high-class store PUSHING THE CART as the Goth buzzed back and forth, selecting only the highest quality of food of other necessities, the preferre
Heylin Showdown Chapter 8--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 8

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When Naral and the four other jungle cats he'd brought with him burst into the library, snarling and growling, one thing they did not expect to see was the genius walking right towards them, looking entirely unafraid, and smelling strongly of cleaning supplies.

"Sorry, Naral, Chase found out what I wanted you guys to do and beat you to the punch. Literally..."

Naral looked surprised. The other four growled in an annoyed manner. They'd been looking forward to beating hi
Heylin Showdown Chapter 7--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 7

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Wuya was all but giddy when she found out that not only had Jack won a Showdown against the monks without any machines to assist him, but had managed to deal some actual damage while he was at it and had done so in something less than a minute after the Showdown had begun. She complimented him on his victory and the actual usage of the intelligence that seemed to emerge only when he was working on some device. Jack himself of course was beside himself with pleasure, but
Heylin Showdown Chapter 6--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 6

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:: Beep-beep...Beep-beep...Beep-beep...Beep-beep...Beep-beep...::

Jack's eyes cracked open as he recognizedthe offending noise as the alarm on his watch. Pulling his hand out from under the oh-so-very-very soft blanket, he saw the numbers reading out 8:30 in bright green. With a yawn, he sat up, cracking his knuckles. Naral looked up as he felt the bed moving, seeing the albino climb out of bed and do several stretches, giving a growl in protest at being awoken. Jack gl
Heylin Showdown Chapter 5--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 5

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Jack and Wuya, with a bag full of Changing Chopsticks-shrunken furniture and other various objects, browsed through the fashion/makeup department. Jack was currently torn between two different brands of hair gel.

"Hmm. Wuya, which should I get? Megahold, or Flexi-strong?"

"What's the difference?" the witch asked, skimming through the different eyeshadow's, occaisionly picking a few up and putting them into the bag she held.

"Well, Megahold lasts longer, but Flexi-stro
Heylin Showdown Chapter 4--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 4

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Chase decided, upon seeing the wonders Jack had with the laundry, the throne room, and the play room (the mirrors sparkled as if they were new!), and now, currently, the dining room, that Jack, annoyance or not, did indeed have talents beyond that of robotics; he might not be as much of an inconvenience as a houseguest as he'd originally surmised...

He watched the genius from the balcony above as the teen sat up, finally satisfied the floor of the dining room was clean

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Pip glanced at his black-clad master as Mr. Garison blathered away on the metric system, something Pip knew already, being British, and was only half-listening. It was clear that Damien was bored. And when he was bored he got annoyed, and when he was annoyed, he got angry. And when he got angry, he set things on fire and got in trouble.

Pip decided to interviene before it got to that point.

"Psst...Damien?"

The anti-christ turned to his consort, already starting to get annoyed "What is it?"

Pip cleared his throat softly, "I wanted to tell you a...dirty religious joke I heard last night, since Mr. Garison's lecture isn't that interesting today."

Damien decided anything was better than listening to the teacher drone. And the idea that Pip knew a dirty RELIGIOUS joke peaked his interest. He nodded, "Go on."

Pip cleared his throat "Alright then...." he inhaled deeply.

"Three couples want to join a church: the long married George and Annie Bean, the newlywed James and Ashly Sanchez, and the yet-unwed (by law) Chase Marks and Dana Humphries. They all talk to the pastor of the church to see what must be done to join.

He says, "You must go without sex for three weeks." Each couple agrees."

Here he paused, as Cartman looked over at them, "What are you fags whispering about?"

Damien glared "None of your business fat-ass." He turned to Pip, "Ignore him, tell me the rest of the joke."

Pip nodded and continued

"well, three weeks later, all the couples return. The pastor says to the Beans, "How did you do?"

"Oh, Father," they reply, "we did fine. We've been married for twenty years! We're used to going without sex."

"Very good," says the father. "Welcome to my church." He then asks the Sanchez's how they did.

"It was kind of hard, Father." said James "We've gone up to two weeks without it, but never three... Somehow, we managed, though." He said proudly.

"Good, welcome to my church," says the preist. He finally turns to the third couple."Well? How did you do?"

"Well," Chase, answered, "we were doing fine up until this morning. We were at breakfast, and Dana bent over to pick up her napkin, and I just couldn't help but take her right there on the table."

"I'm sorry," says the pastor, looking disapointed. " But You are no longer allowed in my church."

"Oh, that's okay," Dana chirped, smiling brightly. "We're not allowed at that restaurant anymore, either!"

Damien turned back around in his desk, clenching his hands into fists and closing his eyes as he faught the urge to burst out laughing in the middle of class. Nevertheless, he DID let out some VERY loud snickers.

Pip gave a pleased smile as his master tried to conceal his laughter. Damien was looking much better now...
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~zukosfangirl11 May 7, 2011
So-o cute!
Must....fav...now...
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~Xilex90 May 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^^
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~brettsworld Mar 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it looks like he's pooping
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~Xilex90 Mar 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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~D-teen91 Mar 26, 2011  Student Writer
Awww! There so cute together! There adorable!
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~Xilex90 Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanksi think so too
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Mood: Love ~beavistv200 Mar 14, 2011
awwww!!! lil damien. cuuuuuttteee! (hugs him)
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~Xilex90 Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes. yes he is.

^^

Little Pip trying to keep his master entertained. this is part of a series of mini-fics I'm doing involving DIP.

so go read the others!
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Mood: Joy ~beavistv200 Mar 14, 2011
cool. :)
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~Xilex90 Mar 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. yes it is
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